01of 18Jameela JamilJon Kopaloff/WireImage"How do I tell this again legally?" Jamil jokingly said as sherecalled what happenedduring her worst date ever onToday. “I had a man take several steps in my apartment on what was supposed to be my first ever booty call. He collapsed three steps in.““He broke all of his front teeth,” she added. “They flew across my apartment. He split his chin open and collapsed, and it was because he had misused a drug that excites a man’s sausage.”
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Jameela Jamil
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“How do I tell this again legally?” Jamil jokingly said as sherecalled what happenedduring her worst date ever onToday. “I had a man take several steps in my apartment on what was supposed to be my first ever booty call. He collapsed three steps in.”
“He broke all of his front teeth,” she added. “They flew across my apartment. He split his chin open and collapsed, and it was because he had misused a drug that excites a man’s sausage.”
02of 18Charlize TheronJEAN-BAPTISTE LACROIX/AFP/GettyThe actress enjoyed a “lovely” dinner with a “super handsome” man, but he made an unusual request when they started kissing in the car after driving to her home. “He pulled away and he whispered, ‘Make out with my nose,'“she said onJimmy Kimmel Live. “I didn’t want to, like, mess it up, so I gave him a little peck on the nose, and he was like, ‘No, make out with it.'”
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Charlize Theron
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The actress enjoyed a “lovely” dinner with a “super handsome” man, but he made an unusual request when they started kissing in the car after driving to her home. “He pulled away and he whispered, ‘Make out with my nose,'“she said onJimmy Kimmel Live. “I didn’t want to, like, mess it up, so I gave him a little peck on the nose, and he was like, ‘No, make out with it.'”
03of 18Tiffany HaddishMICHAEL TRAN/AFP via Getty Images"I went on a date with a guy to wash his clothes. He said we were going to dinner, and we got dinner, and then we went to the laundry house and washed [his] clothes,“the comedian told TMZ. When the reporter said that the laundromat outing didn’t sound “that bad,” Haddish begged to differ. “That’s horrible. I’m not no damn maid,” she said.
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Tiffany Haddish
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“I went on a date with a guy to wash his clothes. He said we were going to dinner, and we got dinner, and then we went to the laundry house and washed [his] clothes,“the comedian told TMZ. When the reporter said that the laundromat outing didn’t sound “that bad,” Haddish begged to differ. “That’s horrible. I’m not no damn maid,” she said.
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Selena Gomez
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Gomez called into former flameNick Jonas’ Radio 1 interview to tease him about that time he ditched her in an attempt to keep their relationship “private.”
05of 18Kelly ClarksonKelly Clarkson.Weiss Eubanks/NBCUniversal/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty"He was 5’ 2”, and I’m 5’ 3” … Obviously, I went out with you, so it didn’t bother me. But he proceeded to talk about his height for like a solid hour,” Clarkson said onTheEllen DeGeneresShow.“And I withstood an hour. And then I … I went to the bathroom and I left … I couldn’t take it.”
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Kelly Clarkson
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“He was 5' 2”, and I’m 5' 3” … Obviously, I went out with you, so it didn’t bother me. But he proceeded to talk about his height for like a solid hour,” Clarkson said onTheEllen DeGeneresShow.
“And I withstood an hour. And then I … I went to the bathroom and I left … I couldn’t take it.”
06of 18Mindy KalingKevin Mazur/Getty"The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASN’T a date,” Kaling shared on Reddit. “He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check.”
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Mindy Kaling
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“The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASN’T a date,” Kaling shared on Reddit. “He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check.”
07of 18Justin BieberJustin Bieber.Jon Kopaloff/Getty ImagesA 16-year-old Bieber had a major dating disaster. “I took a girl out for a first date to an Italian restaurant and spilled spaghetti all over her. It was terrible and embarrassing. She never went out with me again,” he toldGirl’s Lifeat the time. No word on whether he’s ever ruined wife Hailey Bieber’s outfit.
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Justin Bieber
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A 16-year-old Bieber had a major dating disaster. “I took a girl out for a first date to an Italian restaurant and spilled spaghetti all over her. It was terrible and embarrassing. She never went out with me again,” he toldGirl’s Lifeat the time. No word on whether he’s ever ruined wife Hailey Bieber’s outfit.
08of 18Camila CabelloPresley Ann/FilmMagic"He refused to tell me the name of the movie we’re going to see. We get there, and it’sOuija Board,” the singer explained. “I think he thought that it was going to be super cute, and that he’d be making the moves on me because I was scared. But [in this theater] you could lay down, and there were blankets. I literally just had the blanket over my head the whole time.”
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Camila Cabello
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“He refused to tell me the name of the movie we’re going to see. We get there, and it’sOuija Board,” the singer explained. “I think he thought that it was going to be super cute, and that he’d be making the moves on me because I was scared. But [in this theater] you could lay down, and there were blankets. I literally just had the blanket over my head the whole time.”
09of 18Emma WatsonJemal Countess/Getty ImagesIn 2013, Watson toldThe Telegraphabout finding herself out with an ultra-vain suitor. “The worst date I’ve ever been on was a guy who told me he couldn’t be friends with fat people or anyone who was unattractive. I realized pretty quickly that he was a nutter,” she said.
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Emma Watson
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In 2013, Watson toldThe Telegraphabout finding herself out with an ultra-vain suitor. “The worst date I’ve ever been on was a guy who told me he couldn’t be friends with fat people or anyone who was unattractive. I realized pretty quickly that he was a nutter,” she said.
10of 18Dylan SprouseDylan Sprouse.Dia Dipasupil/WireImageEven a big star like Sprouse gets nervous for first dates. “I’m a very sweaty guy,” he toldElle. “One time I decided to wear a light green shirt to a date, and [had armpit sweat] basically down — because I was so nervous — all the way down to my waist.” He added of his confession, “Everyone I’ve ever been on a date with would be like, ‘That was my date.'”
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Dylan Sprouse
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Even a big star like Sprouse gets nervous for first dates. “I’m a very sweaty guy,” he toldElle. “One time I decided to wear a light green shirt to a date, and [had armpit sweat] basically down — because I was so nervous — all the way down to my waist.” He added of his confession, “Everyone I’ve ever been on a date with would be like, ‘That was my date.'”
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Awkwafina
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12of 18Jenny SlateMark Davis/Getty"I got set up on a blind date,” Slate shared on the podcastTalk Easy with Sam Fragoso. “He comes around the corner inside the restaurant, and this dude is dressed in full chainmail. He’s got a full authentic knight’s costume on, including a floor-length tabard, which I called a tunic and then he corrected me and was like, ‘It’s actually a tabard. …’ His chainmail is like getting caught on stuff … I’m mortified, and also just mad. He’s trying my pasta with the chainmail clinking across and stuff, it’s insane.”
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Jenny Slate
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“I got set up on a blind date,” Slate shared on the podcastTalk Easy with Sam Fragoso. “He comes around the corner inside the restaurant, and this dude is dressed in full chainmail. He’s got a full authentic knight’s costume on, including a floor-length tabard, which I called a tunic and then he corrected me and was like, ‘It’s actually a tabard. …’ His chainmail is like getting caught on stuff … I’m mortified, and also just mad. He’s trying my pasta with the chainmail clinking across and stuff, it’s insane.”
13of 18Billie EilishBillie Eilish.“He kissed me and then he said, ‘That was not as magical as I thought it would be,'” Eilishtold Howard Sternabout a movie date she went on when she was 13. “He was super rich, and his butler — literally his butler — [took him home]. He left and I was stuck there, no one told me they were going to leave … Dude is hella ugly now.”
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Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish.
“He kissed me and then he said, ‘That was not as magical as I thought it would be,'” Eilishtold Howard Sternabout a movie date she went on when she was 13. “He was super rich, and his butler — literally his butler — [took him home]. He left and I was stuck there, no one told me they were going to leave … Dude is hella ugly now.”
14of 18Melissa McCarthyGilbert Flores/Variety via GettyOnJimmy Kimmel Live, McCarthy recalled an outing with a cheap suitor that quickly went from bad to creepy AF. To begin with, the man spent dinner complaining about the restaurant’s not-unreasonable prices, and mansplaining that he could prepare food for much cheaper at home.After delivering a hilarious impression of the man’s meal behavior, McCarthy revealed the NSFW way the date ended. “As we approach my building he’s like, ‘So … I got this thing in my bag,'” she recounted him saying. “‘I got it from this guy at work. It’s like a — um — it’s this thing, it’s in my bag. Well, it’s a ring.’ And I was like, ‘What?’ I’ll just say, it’s not a ring for your finger or your toes. I had never — it’s my one and only offering of that. [And] after the date going terribly… And he got it from his friend at work, it’s not even new!”
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Melissa McCarthy
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OnJimmy Kimmel Live, McCarthy recalled an outing with a cheap suitor that quickly went from bad to creepy AF. To begin with, the man spent dinner complaining about the restaurant’s not-unreasonable prices, and mansplaining that he could prepare food for much cheaper at home.
After delivering a hilarious impression of the man’s meal behavior, McCarthy revealed the NSFW way the date ended. “As we approach my building he’s like, ‘So … I got this thing in my bag,'” she recounted him saying. “‘I got it from this guy at work. It’s like a — um — it’s this thing, it’s in my bag. Well, it’s a ring.’ And I was like, ‘What?’ I’ll just say, it’s not a ring for your finger or your toes. I had never — it’s my one and only offering of that. [And] after the date going terribly… And he got it from his friend at work, it’s not even new!”
15of 18Aisha TylerJason LaVeris/FilmMagicTyler and a college love interest made the poor decision to seeMississippi Burning, an “intense” film about the civil rights movement, on their first date. “I burst into tears after, like, the first three minutes and sobbed uncontrollably through the entire movie,” she said onWatch What Happens Live.“And we didn’t really know each other like that, so he was just [awkwardly] like, ‘there, there,’ the whole movie. And it was at college and we just, like, avoided each other for four years,” theArcherstar added.
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Aisha Tyler
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Tyler and a college love interest made the poor decision to seeMississippi Burning, an “intense” film about the civil rights movement, on their first date. “I burst into tears after, like, the first three minutes and sobbed uncontrollably through the entire movie,” she said onWatch What Happens Live.
“And we didn’t really know each other like that, so he was just [awkwardly] like, ‘there, there,’ the whole movie. And it was at college and we just, like, avoided each other for four years,” theArcherstar added.
16of 18Troye SivanTroye Sivan.In a February 2018 interview with PopCrush, the “Take Yourself Home” singer recalled meeting up with a guy he met on a dating app, only to see him fire up Grindr and start checking out other options. “It was a while ago, back in a time when it was a little bit less accepted and a little bit more scary,” he said. “I was like, ‘Okay. I think I’m just gonna go home.'”
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Troye Sivan
Troye Sivan.
In a February 2018 interview with PopCrush, the “Take Yourself Home” singer recalled meeting up with a guy he met on a dating app, only to see him fire up Grindr and start checking out other options. “It was a while ago, back in a time when it was a little bit less accepted and a little bit more scary,” he said. “I was like, ‘Okay. I think I’m just gonna go home.'”
17of 18Dove CameronTOUT ONLY DO NOT USE Dove Cameron Talks New Music, Staying Busy in Quarantine and More!.Getty ImagesCamerontold PopBuzzabout a suitor who ended up having serious envy issues. “We went out to get crepes and on the receipt the waitress had written ‘your girl is like sunshine,” she said, adding that her date immediately got huffy after reading the note. “He was like, ‘I just don’t know why nobody thinks I’m the sunshine!’ … It was the craziest, and just devolved from there.”
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Dove Cameron
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Camerontold PopBuzzabout a suitor who ended up having serious envy issues. “We went out to get crepes and on the receipt the waitress had written ‘your girl is like sunshine,” she said, adding that her date immediately got huffy after reading the note. “He was like, ‘I just don’t know why nobody thinks I’m the sunshine!’ … It was the craziest, and just devolved from there.”
18of 18Lilly SinghLilly Singh.Neilson Barnard/Getty"Once I went on date and this dude just yelled at the waiter because he forgot his dipping sauce. I’m just like, ‘My uterus fell out,'” Singh said in a video forVogue.“I’ve [gone] on dates where the guy doesn’t even ask me any questions. He’ll just talk on, and on, and on about his gym routine,” she added.
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Lilly Singh
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“Once I went on date and this dude just yelled at the waiter because he forgot his dipping sauce. I’m just like, ‘My uterus fell out,'” Singh said in a video forVogue.
“I’ve [gone] on dates where the guy doesn’t even ask me any questions. He’ll just talk on, and on, and on about his gym routine,” she added.
source: people.com
